Gui­do chick: Hey, you over there. Yeah you, ain’t you Dwayne?
Thug: Yeah, what’s it to ya?
Gui­do chick: It’s me, Gi­na, from the neigh­bor­hood. Whatch­ya doin’ all the ways out here?
Thug: Workin’, babe, workin’.
Gui­do chick: Workin’ on what?
Thug: It’s pick­pock­et sea­son. Now’s the times I makes my mon­ey.
Gui­do chick: Bitch, you best not be stealin’ from my fam­i­ly! I’ll bust a cap in ya ass and then tell my Un­cle Carmine.
Thug: Don’t wor­ry, bitch, I on­ly hit on the tourists.
Gui­do chick: Okay, babe, see ya in the neigh­bor­hood. Come tell me how it works out.

–Win­ter­gar­den The­atre

Over­heard by: An­n­marie