Re­mote con­trol car ven­dor #1, to hot chick passer­by: Hey, ba­by, I got a pret­ty girl dis­count!
Re­mote con­trol car ven­dor #2: Yeah, I’m giv­ing out free ba­bies. Free ba­bies!

–181st & Broad­way

Over­heard by: Josh H