Pro­fes­sor: So, the prob­a­bil­i­ty you’re deal­ing with a straight is de­ter­mined by what comes out the back end here.

–Sta­tis­tics lec­ture, Co­lum­bia Uni­ver­si­ty

Over­heard by: Chuck­les

Blonde hair­styl­ist to male cus­tomer: Men are easy. I could do 15 men a day.

–Up­scale hair sa­lon

NYU pro­fes­sor about ex­per­tise in­volved in de­ter­min­ing chick­en gen­der: When was the last time you turned over a chick?

–NYU

Bi­ol­o­gy pro­fes­sor: Ho­mo erec­tus? Ho­mosapi­ens? I don’t know… So many ho­mos.

–Wag­n­er Col­lege

Over­heard by: Cather­ine

Prim old­er la­dy: You guys could eat out. Al­so, you could go out for din­ner… Yes, I’m twelve.

–Rel­ish, Williams­burg

Over­heard by: Ur­su­la and Winifred