Met­ro­sex­u­al guy: If I was some fish…
Girl, not look­ing up from her bus sched­ule: Gram­mar just cried.
Met­ro­sex­u­al guy: I don’t fol­low you.
Girl: Good, be­cause if you did, I would have to have you ar­rest­ed.
Met­ro­sex­u­al guy: I am so con­fused.
Girl: Do the words ‘you are an id­iot’ con­fuse you?
Met­ro­sex­u­al guy: I hate you.

–28th & 5th