Guy #1: The Je­ho­vah Wit­ness­es say the world is end­ing and the good will in­her­it the earth… So then what? The less good peo­ple will be the bad peo­ple, and lit­tle things will seem worse?
Guy #2: I don’t get it, these re­li­gions are in­con­sis­tent. Is Je­sus tak­ing the good peo­ple with him or do the good peo­ple in­her­it the earth? I hope he takes them with him.
Guy #1: I spoke with Je­sus and he does­n’t know what’s go­ing on: he just got the Xbox 360 and said he could care less.
Guy #2: He sounds like a good guy.

–Port Au­thor­i­ty

Over­heard by: Bob­by