South­ern tourist in pink pants: I don’t see any­body else wear­ing pink pants around here!

–73rd & Broad­way

Over­heard by: Har­ri­et Vane

Girl on cell, wear­ing leg­gings and a t‑shirt: Oh, shit, I for­got to put on pants again.

–Co­lum­bia Uni­ver­si­ty

La­dy in cor­ner stall: Damn, I done sweat­ed through my pants!

–Re­stroom, 1 Lib­er­ty Plaza

Smug girl to gag­gle: No, these are my pe­ri­od pants. My mom washed them for me!

–Co­lum­bia Uni­ver­si­ty

Over­heard by: bih.

Thug: I’m the on­ly playa in the hood with his pants on his waist!

–10th & Ave B

Over­heard by: Kay­la K

Con­duc­tor over in­ter­com: At­ten­tion, all crew mem­bers! Be sure you have your pants! Hey, Lar­ry, you got yo’ pants?

–Penn Sta­tion

Over­heard by: Ge­ol­o­gist