Guy #1: Hey…Sam?
Guy #2: No…Sam’s my broth­er.
Guy #1: Oh…sorry. Dude, you look just like him.
Guy #2: Well, we’re broth­ers.
Guy #1: Me and my broth­er don’t look any­thing alike.
Guy #2: Huh. Guess your moth­er was a whore.

–37th & 3rd