Man to woman after hearing a man sing “Amazing Grace”: Maybe it was the all-retarded hour at church.

–Bronx

Overheard by: ClaRity

Headline by: bobofthejungle

Runners-Up:
· “Another Happy Sunday with Simon and Paula.” — again
· “But It Still Beats the All-Amputee Hour at the Strip Club.” — SNA
· “Flowers For AlgerNun” — Paul K.
· “From Midget Masses to Handicapped Hymns, Mega-Churches Pull Out All The Stops” — stacey
· “They’re Down with God” — Rostkowski

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