Chick #1: He’s so hot.
Chick #2: Eww.
Chick #1: What eww?
Chick #2: Um, he’s wear­ing a shirt that says “Spin my drei­del, and by drei­del I mean cock, and by spin I mean suck”.
Chick #1: That is a valid point.

–Asy­lum, Bleeck­er Street

Over­heard by: djlindee