Grad stu­dent: It’s like Hog­warts. Witch­es go to Hog­warts. They don’t go to Har­vard Witch Man­age­ment.

–Think Cof­fee, Mer­cer & W 4th

Over­heard by: this anal­o­gy makes no sense

Ger­man dude to oth­er Ger­man dude, in rapid Ger­man: Volde­mort! And Dum­b­le­dore!

–96th & Broad­way

Over­heard by: LeLeLe

Teen girl: He said that Dum­b­le­dore takes it up the ass. Se­ri­ous­ly.

–1 train

Over­heard by: Sil­ver­hawk

High school thug girl: Yo dead ass, Har­ry Pot­ter is hot.

–Hous­ton & Green

Over­heard by: chedr

Per­vert­ed tween: I won­der how many old women are in­to Dum­b­le­dore. They must be like “oooooohh! Dum­b­le­dooooooore!”

–D train

Over­heard by: tanech­ka

Drunk 20-some­thing woman on cell: I’ve fall­en off the Volde­mort wag­on!

–Port Au­thor­i­ty

Over­heard by: McF­reaky