Asian nerd #1: Neu­trons!
Asian nerd #2: … Sub­atom­ic par­ti­cles!
Asian nerd #3: Ve­loc­i­ty times speed equals… Pow­er! [all start cheer­ing and high-fiv­ing one an­oth­er.]

–Park Ave & 23rd St

Over­heard by: …not very science‑y