Blonde girl: So, like, how was the sex?
Skank: It was great un­til he asked me to lick his ass­hole.
Blonde girl: Um, did you?
Skank: Well, yeah. He even paid me.
Blonde girl: Um, is­n’t that pros­ti­tu­tion?
Skank: Well, I met him in a bar and I thought he was cute…

–A Train

Over­heard by: Ben Dover