Girl talk­ing to an­oth­er girl: I like rec­tal phys­i­ol­o­gy.

–Grand Cen­tral

Over­heard by: no need to take her to a movie

Fire­man, mock­ing drunk voice and crazy walk­ing: Where are my kneecaps? Has any­one seen my kneecaps? Where the hell did my kneecaps go?

–Times Square

Over­heard by: jac­ki

Man on street talk­ing se­ri­ous­ly to friend: And then the la­dy’s head fell in­to the toi­let bowl.

–White St & W. Broad­way

Over­heard by: I would have loved to hear the end­ing of this sto­ry..

Guy: It would be bet­ter if we could see our own bod­ies cut up, all laid out on front of us like this!

–En­ter­ing the Bod­ies Ex­hi­bi­tion, South Street Sea­port

Girl in train: It’s so cold that my ears are freez­ing their ass­es off!

–4 Train

Over­heard by: Not High, Ku­mar

Woman at next ta­ble: Well, I on­ly get cold sores on my nose.

–The Mer­maid Inn, 2nd Ave & 5th