Girl: So, what do you want to do?
Tourist guy: I want to meet a fa­mous per­son!
Guy: I’m sure we can get some tick­ets to MTV or some­thing.
Tourist guy: No, I wan­na see them on the street and be like “Hey. You!” and have them turn around and be like “*gasp* Woah” and I’d be like “Woah”.

–1 Train

Over­heard by: tee­hee