Cus­tomer: Yeah, can I get one for the movie where the girl’s vagi­na has teeth?
Box of­fice cashier: Sor­ry, sir, this show’s sold out. The next one’s at 8:25.
Cus­tomer: Sold out? How many peo­ple ac­tu­al­ly want to see a movie where a girl’s vagi­na has teeth?

–City Cin­e­mas, 12th St & 2nd Ave

Over­heard by: Splen­did­Con­fu­sion