Ston­er #1: Yo, I’m Su­per­man.
Ston­er #2: If you’re Su­per­man, I’m Su­per­man too.
Ston­er #1: How the hell can you be Su­per­man?
Ston­er #2: I’ll show you lat­er!

–14th St., Union Square

Over­heard by: Su­pacat