Hipster guy: Yo! My girlfriend gave me a hickey, and now there’s a rumor that I got into a fight with a black kid.
Friend: Dude!

–Edward Murrow High School

Headline by: Justin

· “Oh Please! If That Were True You’d Have a Stab-wound, Not a Hickey.” — nosey nafia
· “Shouldn’t Have Let Her Hickey Your Eye, I Guess.” — Internev
· “That’s Funny, I’d Heard Something About a Vacuum Cleaner” — Marv in DC
· “Well, She Does Look Like Gary Coleman.” — stevevc

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