Dowager: I’ll take a Swiss cock, please. That looks good.

–Bakery, 58th & 7th

Man on cell: That stuff was too expensive. Why don’t I just buy one of those cheap necklaces on the street and you can put in a blue boz and say it was from Tiffany’s. 

–57th & 5th

Overheard by: Angie 

Preppy: Hey Dave, put another beer in this cooze!

–Blind Tiger Ale House, Hudson Street