Guy: Where did every­one go?
Girl: They’re all in the bed­room look­ing at Ni­na’s breasts.
Guy: Again? Well, I guess it’s not re­al­ly a par­ty un­til Ni­na’s boobs make an ap­pear­ance.
Loud girl’s voice from bed­room: Oh my god, Ni­na, your nip­ples are per­fect!

–East Vil­lage