Tall woman on cell: …there’s something I haven’t told you too: I’ve been sleeping with hundreds of women all this time!

–4th Ave. & 10th St.

Guy: Dude, who needs a date when you’ve got a vagina?

–8th & University

Overheard by: Chitin 

Chick on cell: He said I’m high maintenance. I am not high maintenance…I’m crazy, but I’m not high maintenance.

–Uncle Ming’s, Avenue B

Overheard by: djlindee