Wifey: Did you just see what happened?
Wifey: That’s why you need to let people off the train first before you try to get on.
Wifey: Next time, just follow me okay?
Husband, disgruntled: Okay.
[Wifey starts reading a book and hubby starts reading his morning newspaper.]Wifey, glancing at husband: You really need to clean your ears out ‑you have a big piece of wax in your ear!
Husband: Thanks for letting me know.
Wifey: No problem.