Guy: Golden retrievers are beautiful animals. If I were a golden retriever, I would be so vain! 

–Shade, Sullivan Street

Guy on cell: Oh, you want a doggy treat? When I get home I’ll give you a big fat bone.

–34th & 8th

Woman: Peter! Dog poop is not a toy! 

–CPW & 65th Street

Overheard by: Johnathan