Queer on cell: Michael Alig…yeah, I don’t remember those years so well. 

–1st & A

Hood on cell: Yo man, that bitch stole two ounces of coke from my house!…She’s your friend, you go get it back! 

–outside The Martini Red Lounge, Staten Island

Overheard by: Becka Dash 

Guy on pay phone: …and Santa’s reindeer won’t be coming home!

–Brooklyn Heights

Overheard by: Traczie Bellinger