Eight-year-old broth­er speak­ing to four year old broth­er in high pitched witch­es voice: First I’ll burn you to a black crisp in a huge oven, then I’ll start with your flesh…
Four-year-old: What will it taste like?
Eight-year-old broth­er, with­out paus­ing: It will taste like a de­li­cious steak, then I ‘ll eat your teeth and they’ll taste like crack­ers! But your hair, your hair will be com­plete­ly burned off.
Four-year-old: [Gig­gles ma­ni­a­cal­ly.]

–C Train

Over­heard by: nev­er hav­ing kids