Aus­tralian tourist: Ex­cuse me, mate, do you know where Hoot­ers is?
Guy: Yeah, go up to 56th, take a left. It’s be­tween 7th and Broad­way on the right.
Aus­tralian tourist: Thanks mate!
Guy to friend: Hey, I just got tak­en for a straight New York­er.

–54th St & Madi­son

Over­heard by: The oth­er gay Boston­ian