Red­head: So, what’s your fa­vorite plan­et?
Blonde: Mer­cury.
Red­head: Oh, come on. Mer­cury is the sun’s lit­tle bitch.
Blonde: Well then, what’s the moon?
Red­head: Y’­know, if you look at the sun, it can get bright some­times.

–El­e­va­tor, Ho­tel Edi­son