White trash girl, look­ing out of bus win­dow: Look at Ed*. He looks like a fuck­ing lum­ber­jack. He needs a shave.
White trash guy: That Ed* ‑he’s a fuck­ing crack­head.
White trash girl: I thought he smoked pot?
White trash guy: Crack, pot ‑what’s the dif­fer­ence?
Hip­ster guy sit­ting be­hind them: Ex­cuse me, I’m Ed*‘s best friend. He’s def­i­nite­ly a pot­head. He nev­er does crack. But he does look like a lum­ber­jack.

–Q54 Bus