Tourist: Ex­cuse me, would you mind mov­ing your bag? It’s touch­ing my knee.
New York­er: What the fuck! You’re not from around here, are you son?
Tourist: No sir, I’m from Rich­mond Vir­ginia. Just got in this morn­ing.
New York­er: Yeah, no shit.

–9 train

Over­heard by: Greg Rut­ter