Suit #1: Do you have an iPhone?
Suit #2: No.
Suit #1: Do you have a Black­Ber­ry then?
Suit #2: No.
Suit #1: What? You don’t have an iPhone and you don’t have a Black­Ber­ry?!
Suit #2: No, guess not.
Suit #1: You must have a long dick.

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