Guy on phone: His dad’s, like, crazy, and he lives in a house all by him­self, and the sad­dest thing is… the sad­dest thing is this guy’s dad is even ugli­er than our dad!

–Wa­ver­ly Place b/w Mer­cer & Greene

Woman: Don’t even think about hump­ing your fa­ther’s feet!

–Pres­i­dent & Co­lum­bia

[Be­fore the start of the NYC pil­low fight.]Pillow-fighter: I’m gonna beat you all down like you were my dad­dy! [Hits peo­ple with his pil­low.] Why weren’t you there, dad, why!?

–Union Square

Guy on cell: Hey dude, my flight has been de­layed like an hour, yeah it does suck… [Pause.] Dude, from this point on I’m call­ing you “dad­dy”. No: “big dad­dy”. Yeah, hey big dad­dy…

–US Air­ways Ter­mi­nal, La­guardia Air­port

Lit­tle girl point­ing at a griz­zly bear: Dad­dy! Dad­dy!

–Mu­se­um of Nat­ur­al His­to­ry