Con­duc­tor: You keep holdin’ those doors open, I’ll put this train out of ser­vice, then you’ll be walkin’ home!
[Sev­er­al min­utes lat­er, a man is still try­ing to open the doors with his foot.]Passenger: Yo! Some­body please cut that man’s foot off!

–G Train

Over­heard by: John­ny Sala­mi