Girl to friend: Get all your cheating in before you are married!

–Viacom Building, 44^th & Broadway

Angry dude on cell: Well I bet you enjoyed fucking him last night while I was sitting outside your house watching!

–Hudson & Morton

Guy on cell: Hey sweetie… Oh, you’re so out of breath! Did you just finish having sex? [Pause.] Oh, okay, great. Just give me a call later!

–85^th & 2^nd

[Boy and girl are making out on a bench.]Girl, pulling away: You should really break up with her! [Make out session continues.] 

–Entrance to Central Park at West 85^th St

Overheard by: Bex

Man to woman, after kissing her for 20 minutes: C’mon, let’s go find your husband and my wife.

–Bryant Park

Man talking to friend in hallway: And so he says to me: “I never promised that I wouldn’t try to sleep with your wife.”

–Basement, Mt Sinai Hospital

Overheard by: scrubs

Checkout girl to another: He said it wasn’t cheating because I’m his favorite.

–Food Emporium, 68^th & Broadway

Overheard by: David