Girl #1: Yeah!. I get 80 mother fucking % off!
Girl #2: Doesn’t that just make you wet?
Girl #1: No. I’m pretty sure it makes me gush.

–27 & 7

Overheard by: sf

Headline by: kerm

Runners-Up:
· “And I Know When Someone Rips Me Off Because I Get A Yeast Infection” — Dan
· “And That Is What We Call a Jew-gasm!” — Andi
· “Coupon Booklets Are Essentially Free Porn” — Matt
· “Cuidado — Piso Jugoso” — Grantankerous
· “Sam Walton Can Still Get the Girls.” — wal-mart women calendar girl
· “Sounds Like You Got 100% Off, To Me” — T Bag

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