Asian yup­pie: I’m so tired of his bull­shit. I’m done. Like se­ri­ous­ly. Who the fuck tells his ex: “Hey, I’m go­ing to ask this chick out, you think it’s a good idea?” That bas­tard!
White yup­pie: Wow, no re­spect at all.
Asian yup­pie: I know.
White yup­pie: We should go out for drinks, I know a lot of guy friends who would do any­thing to have sex with you.
Asian yup­pie: I don’t need to get laid…
White yup­pie: Blas­phe­my!
Asian yup­pie: Ok. You’re right, maybe I do need to get laid.

–Grand Cen­tral Sta­tion