Woman talk­ing to cute busi­ness­man: Oh I to­tal­ly love, like, wa­ter and all that jazz!

–Newark Flight

DJ to crowd: If ya love ya ma­ma put ya put ya moth­a­fuckin hand up the skyyyyy!

–Ham­mer­stein Ball­room

Crazy man in leather pants: Bitch­es, I seen it all! Bitch­es, hoes, I done it all… Y’all, who won the Yan­kees game last night? I said, who won the Yan­kees game last night?! Can I get a moth­er­fuck­ing an­swer? [Pause.] Fuck all y’all, fuck all y’all nig­gas, black, white, fuck all y’all white nig­gas [Pause.] Bitch­es, hoes, Cadil­lacs! I done it all! Fuck all y’all [Pause.] Peace, love, and re­spect ba­by for all. I love all y’all.

–A Train

Over­heard by: Sam

Girl on cell: …but I have to go now ‑I’m busy lovin’. I said I’m lovin’. I have to go!

–Out­side But­ler Li­brary, Co­lum­bia Uni­ver­si­ty

Over­heard by: La­dle

20-some­thing woman: I need more peo­ple in my life who love my knees.

–Down­town 1 Train

Over­heard by: McF­reaky

Boy: I’m go­ing to have a busi­ness card made. Some fi­nance com­pa­ny. Girls love that stuff.

–6 Train

Over­heard by: oya