Col­lege girl #1: That guy is so awk­ward.
Col­lege girl #2: Yeah, and I think he lies a lot. Like, one time I asked him if he was a vir­gin or not, and he said: “I’m not sure, be­cause the girl did­n’t bleed.“
Col­lege girl #1: Yeah… Wait, what?

–A Train

Over­heard by: Lizzie