Woman on payphone: I totally woulda done it too, I woulda kicked her ass…I’m telling you if that bitch wasn’t pregnant I woulda killed her. So instead I just punched the bitch.

–19^th & 6^th

Overheard by: Kaitlyn Meehan 

Producer: Hey, you look like a psychotic baby. Maybe you should grow a bit of the hair back and a bit of the goatee back.

–27^th Street office

Pregnant girl: I’m gonna have me a big bottle of E&J mixed with Hennessy after I have my baby.

–Highbridge

Overheard by: Kaitlen 

Man on cell: Are you crazy? She can’t control a six pound dog and you want her to have your baby?

–46^th & 8^th

Overheard by: Renee Florence