Woman on pay­phone: I to­tal­ly woul­da done it too, I woul­da kicked her ass…I’m telling you if that bitch was­n’t preg­nant I woul­da killed her. So in­stead I just punched the bitch.

–19th & 6th

Over­heard by: Kait­lyn Mee­han

Pro­duc­er: Hey, you look like a psy­chot­ic ba­by. Maybe you should grow a bit of the hair back and a bit of the goa­tee back.

–27th Street of­fice

Preg­nant girl: I’m gonna have me a big bot­tle of E&J mixed with Hen­nessy af­ter I have my ba­by.

–High­bridge

Over­heard by: Kaitlen

Man on cell: Are you crazy? She can’t con­trol a six pound dog and you want her to have your ba­by?

–46th & 8th

Over­heard by: Re­nee Flo­rence