Woman on payphone: I totally woulda done it too, I woulda kicked her ass…I’m telling you if that bitch wasn’t pregnant I woulda killed her. So instead I just punched the bitch.
–19th & 6th
Overheard by: Kaitlyn Meehan
Producer: Hey, you look like a psychotic baby. Maybe you should grow a bit of the hair back and a bit of the goatee back.
–27th Street office
Pregnant girl: I’m gonna have me a big bottle of E&J mixed with Hennessy after I have my baby.
Overheard by: Kaitlen
Man on cell: Are you crazy? She can’t control a six pound dog and you want her to have your baby?
–46th & 8th
Overheard by: Renee Florence
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