Loud teenage guidette: He does­n’t date!
Ug­ly teenage guidette: Yeah, he’s gay or some­thing. I heard—yeah.
Loud teenage guidette: No, no, he’s protestant—like re­li­gious. They wor­ship this Chi­nese guy…
Ug­ly teenage guidette: Oh, I heard about that! They don’t date?
Loud teenage guidette: They don’t date white peo­ple.

–Star­bucks