Lady suit: Do you think anyone would notice if I just popped a squat and urinated everywhere?
12-year-old girl: And then… He, like… peed in my mouth. It was kinda gross.
–Eddie’s Sweet Shop
Overheard by: Yorick
Man peeing on the street: Watch the stream, watch the stream!
–W 4th St & 6th Ave
Overheard by: Maya G.
Black guy to coworker: What about that golden shower I had the other night?
–NYU Weinstein Dining Hall
Middle-aged convention female attendee: I didn’t know that urinals flushed. Did you know urinals flushed? Who would have thought?
–Javits Convention Center
Overheard by: Hector
Drunk man to embarrassed friend: Did I tell you about the time I peed on a bum? For real, I did! I was just taking a leak and looked down like: “Oh shit, is that a person?” He looked up on me and said: “Hey, you just peed on me!” And I did! I peed on him! Then I put myself in his shoes like: “What if someone peed on me?” I’d be pissed! That’s some fucked up shit, man. So I gave him ten bucks.
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