Suit on cell: No, I’m not com­ing in today…I’m on the Up­per East Side. There’s all this traf­fic from the Pope’s “Don’t sodom­ize the kids” world tour.

–83rd & Lex

Guy at bar: Most Popes hate Jews.

–6th and D

Gamer kid: Yeah, I was in DC this week­end with the Pope… Yeah, I saw that mutha­fuc­ka.

–218th & Park Ter­race West

Over­heard by: Kel­ley

Old la­dy, about young girl: Oh, she looks nice. She’s wear­ing Pope shoes.

–Carmine St

Over­heard by: arct­i­nus