Chi­nese cowork­er: Hey, you’re wear­ing make­up to­day!
Jew­ish cowork­er: Yeah, I had a lit­tle ex­tra time this morn­ing.
Chi­nese cowork­er: But I thought Jew­ish peo­ple could­n’t wear make­up?
Jew­ish cowork­er: Huh!?

–Of­fice Build­ing, 26th & 11th