Roommate #1, from kitchen: Hey, have you seen my pot?
Roommate #2: Wait… The one you cook with?
Roommate #1: Yeah.
Roommate #2: Oh! Uh, no.

–Pratt Institute

Headline by: usual suspect

Runners-Up:
· “Awkward Moments Like This Are Why Chamber Pots Went Out Of Fashion” — allison
· “Guess I’m Using the Water Bong to Make Noodles Then…” — Zuel Beast
· “LIES! You Know You Meant BOTH!” — Whee!
· “The Meth Lab Was Never As Well Organized As the Living Room” — batou187
· “Wait, Did It Have Doritos in It?” — Jay Walke
· “Wait, the One You Put the Brownies In, or the One You Put in the Brownies?” — j3rry

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