Frat guy #1: So how do you think you did on your his­to­ry ex­am?
Soros­ti­tute: I don’t want to talk about it.
Frat guy #1: Oh come on, it can’t be that bad.
Frat guy #2: She thought World War II hap­pened in the 1970s.

–NYU

Over­heard by: Se­ri­ous­ly.