Coke­head: Hey bud­dy, you got a cig­a­rette?
Brit tourist: Yeah, man. Here.
Coke­head: Hey, smell my face.
Brit tourist: Why?
Coke­head: Just smell it, go on! (sticks chin out and push­es face to Brit’s nose)
Brit tourist: No way man, why?
Coke head: Please.
(Brit tourist smells his face)
Brit tourist: What is that?
Coke­head: That’s the smell of a thou­sand-dol­lar hook­er’s pussy.

–42nd & 3rd