Loud angsty teen boy: My life is a tragedy and I’m on­ly in act two!

–La­Guardia High School

Over­heard by: He’s no Shake­speare…

Ac­tor: I al­most woke up dead this morn­ing. But I don’t have an un­der­study.

–Gallery Play­ers, Park Slope

Over­heard by: Emi­ly B.

Guy: …and gri­mace could play Mary Mag­da­lene.

–Lin­coln Cen­ter

Shake Shack pa­tron: It was like Menopause: The mu­si­cal.

–Madi­son Square Park

Over­heard by: Adam Nathan

Queer on cell: Hon­ey, if you thought Menopause was fun­ny, you are gonna piss yo pants at The Vagi­na Mono­logues!

–Wal­greens, Union Square

Fly­er guy to girl with Rent shirt: Why you gonna go see Rent? Have you seen it yet? The gay guy dies. Woo!

–Times Square

Over­heard by: Min­er­va

Stage­hand: Jul­liard is a school. It’s not like Spa­malot.

–Lin­coln Cen­ter

Over­heard by: Emi­ly B.