Guy: And I was think­ing how lucky I was not to have had a bris. That guy had like eight of them!

–Thai Restau­rant

Over­heard by: sara swank

Girl: Wait, are you cir­cum­cised? In the pe­nis?

–Wicked Monk, 86th St & 5th Ave

Over­heard by: chris­tine

Beau­ti­ful Lati­na: But my dad get­ting cir­cum­cised at 57 was­n’t even the fun­ni­est thing!

–Dal­las BBQ, Up­per West Side

Over­heard by: La­dle

Teen on cell: So, they were go­ing to un­cir­cum­cise it?

–Flat­bush Ave & 7th Ave, Brook­lyn

Teen girl: Oh my god, my cir­cum­cised hot dog!

–The Sum­mit School

Over­heard by: Michael

CVS em­ploy­ee on cell: Yo, that nig­ga be gangs­ta son, he be gangs­ta. That nig­ga be cir­cum­cised, he all “what?” that nig­ga fall down, he be “waah, waah” then be be right back up play­ing an shit. Yeah, that nig­ga’s gangs­ta.

–CVS, 30th Ave, As­to­ria

Over­heard by: Robyn