Col­lege girl #1: Ugh, I can’t be­lieve I have to go to my un­cle’s wed­ding. It’s his fuck­ing third one!
Col­lege girl #2: His third one?
Col­lege girl #1: Yes! Why can’t he just go to some de­sert­ed is­land and get mar­ried by him­self?!
Col­lege girl #3: Well, you can’t re­al­ly get mar­ried by your­self.
(pause)
Col­lege girl #1: Will you please just be sup­port­ive? You know what I mean.

–MetroNorth, Harlem Line

Over­heard by: rpk