Boyfriend: It’s called Taormi­na.
Girl­friend: Tro­mi­na?
Boyfriend: No, Taormi­na.
Girl­friend: Tarmi­na?
Boyfriend: No, tah-or-min-ah.
Girl­friend: Ta-roh-min-ah?
Boyfriend: How can you not say this? We’re fuck­ing Ital­ian!

–Mul­ber­ry St, Lit­tle Italy