El­der­ly woman on stretch­er: Is the am­bu­lance heat­ed?
Han­dle­bar-mus­tached am­bu­lance dri­ver: Yes.
El­der­ly woman on stretch­er: I’m gonna freeze to death.
Han­dle­bar-mus­tached am­bu­lance dri­ver (smil­ing, ten­der­ly): No, you’re gonna sweat to death.

–63rd b/w Park & Lex­ing­ton

Over­heard by: Paul Tabach­neck