Teenage girl #1 (talk­ing about an up­com­ing ex­am): I plan on bak­ing some cup­cakes tonight and giv­ing them to Mr Collins* to bribe him.
Teenage girl #2: Good plan… I plan on bak­ing him a hand­job.
Teenage girl #1: He seems like a cup­cake kind of guy. And a hand­job kind of guy.

–Brook­lyn Friends School

Over­heard by: sounds de­li­cious